Jill:

I think you've realized that we don't really care that much about this blog. I've never even posted on it until now. I guess we're just not technology-based people. After all, we do kinda live in an old castle with no TV, no internet connection...it really stinks.

Jack Horner:

Dude. Sorry, we've, like, not written in a while. We've been, like, talking to Nate about the book, he says he would love to write it, but it's too much like Percy Jackson.... So, yeah.