Monday, August 9, 2010

Jill:

I think you've realized that we don't really care that much about this blog. I've never even posted on it until now. I guess we're just not technology-based people. After all, we do kinda live in an old castle with no TV, no internet connection...it really stinks.

Friday, August 6, 2010

Jack Horner:

Dude. Sorry, we've, like, not written in a while. We've been, like, talking to Nate about the book, he says he would love to write it, but it's too much like Percy Jackson.... So, yeah.

Friday, April 30, 2010

Teh 3 blind mice:

hey man were th 3 blind mice we cant see th keyboard so werehavin some help from ol robin hood wi th spellin so yeah just wanted t say hi bye man

Friday, April 23, 2010

Old Mother Twitchett:

Today was great! We found the location of a Dark Forces hideout, went there, and drove them out! Now they're on the run, but we don't know where they're going to. But, we'll find them! Don't worry. We will.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

FIVE HOURS, FOUR MINUTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hi! I'm Wee Willie Winkie. I have an atomic watch. And it says BED TIME IS IN FIVE HOURS, FOUR MINUTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Hey, all! My name is Puss in Boots, but you can call me Puss. Gahh, I hate meeting new people. Know why? Because they think I'm an Arinian just because I'm not in a Mother Goose rhyme. Well, that's just 'cause she didn't fancy talking cats. Except my brother, Jeremy Kratt.
Anyways, I'm not an Arinian! I'm a Darinian, and don't you forget it!

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Sorry about the last post. That was Robin of Sherwood. Or Robin Hood. He's kind of-ah-illogical. My name is Miriam. I don't like to be rude, but you have probably heard of me. you know:
With rings on her fingers,
and bells on her toes,
she shall have music wherever she goes?

That's me. I'm head of the Light forces. Well, would be, if not for Robin. I guess this immortal stuff has gone to his head.
So, I hope you like our new blog, and, uh, read the Jack Horner book series by Nate Nelson. The first one is called 'Jack Horner and the Dark Forces,' and the second one will be called 'Jack Horner and the Tribe of Three.'
A few months ago, I had called Nate up and given him the idea of these books. Of course, he writes them as if they were fiction...